if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next
me? have a boyfriend? no, i try to focus on the more important things in life
like crying over character development
why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.
[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta